It’s that time of week again to find the good in Monday. Besides the fact that it’s almost over, of course. So here we go:
1. I had a good hair day.
This is a miracle because my hair gets nasty fast and I have not been taking a shower the mornings before work for awhile now. I hate showers. I’d wet-nap myself every morning if I could get Hooters to give me enough of them.
Note: I mistyped “Hooters” as “Hookers” twice. Do they have wet-naps? (There’s a dirty joke in there somewhere, isn’t there?)
2. Rob Schneider is coming to the Orlando Improv in a few weeks and hubs agreed to go with me.
Good thing he said yes because I would have bought tickets anyway. And no matter what anyone says, The Hot Chick and Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo are good movies.
3. Tonight, the hubs and I did the Spartan workout with the personal trainer again. I took 10 minutes off my original time!
So, even though I gained 2 lbs. this week and didn’t really cheat on my eating plan, I’m going to pretend that’s 2 lbs. of muscle. Or a gigantic poop.
I’m also going to pretend you are easily entertained by three year old jokes like me.
4. I haven’t had a movie to look forward to in a long time. Until Now.
Charlie Day and Jason Sudekis? That’s movie gold right there. GOLD I tell you!
I know you all are probably thinking, “that’s not the Harry Potter poster.” Well, I’m TWO movies behind on Harry Potter. I’ll catch up with the rest of the world eventually.
Tomorrow I’m going to try to get to the gym in the morning before work to do the speed workout on my training schedule. That means waking up at 5am which I’m not thrilled about, so we’ll see how it goes.
What’s your Monday Mini Miracle?