It’s been a long time since I’ve done a search term post. I’m not sure what happened, but all my search terms were either boring or they had to do with American Horror Story. Not really blog worthy. But lately, I’ve seen some good ones, so I thought I would resurrect this charmer of a post and give you a few of my search terms lately.
I get a lot of searches for “eat watch run” and bless you all for not bookmarking my site and just typing it in a search engine everyday. I don’t know how you remember to do that. But I’m pretty sure “eatwatches” isn’t a typo and they probably didn’t get what they came for. Or maybe they did?
You eat everything, Val. You eat everything.
2. Pooping time
You definitely got what you came for.
I don’t know why I felt the need to search for pictures of Jasper from Twilight today but I do think he always looks like he needs to poop.
3. Just 3 more and I’ll forget her
Three more what exactly?
Ah yes. Three more of those.
4. Carb loading for a half that’s out of town
I’m glad someone searched this. Because carb loading for a half that’s in town is certainly different.
5. After dinner nipples
Well, this is a dessert I haven’t heard of before.
If you actually made it this far in the post and are one of the few people entertained by these (besides me), there’s unfortunately more where that came from:
Read those at your own risk. I can’t guarantee they’re good.