Oh hai random post. It’s been awhile. I have no cohesive thoughts so this is all I’m mentally capable of today. I’m going to blame the lack of Diet Coke.
1. I went to bed the other night and about a half hour into my sleep I was jolted awake by a weird sound that I thought was someone coming into the window. I even got up and checked a couple windows to be sure. If there’s anything that freaks me out in the most irrational way, it’s home invasions. All of my apartments in the past have been on upper floors because of this reason. So of course, there was nothing there and I lied awake freaking out at every little sound I heard for the next half hour until I heard it again.
It was one, singular snore from hubs.
Now I’m all on edge when I go to bed and I think I hear things every night because of one false alarm. So of course I’m back to keeping my cell phone on my nightstand in case I need to make an emergency call while hiding behind my clothes in the closet. I’m sure I can thank watching too many horror movies for this one.
2. Speaking of horror movies, Hubs and I watched The Devil Inside this weekend.
That blind nun was in the movie for maybe 5 seconds. How she made the poster is beyond me.
I don’t normally warn people away from movies. Ok, yes I do. But this movie was total crap. It wasn’t scary or chilling. The ending was abrupt and didn’t resolve anything. Everything was a big, stinky piece of crap. The only redeeming quality is that it was less than 90 minutes long so I didn’t have to waste Schindler’s-Listian time on it.
3. What is happening here?
I know a lot of people don’t like Kristen Stewart, but that just makes me want to be her friend.
4. My job is in a state of flux right now because the contract I’m on is ending. So I took a moment today to clean all the porn off my computer just in case, when I ran across the first picture ever taken of Michelle and I. (< —– Disclaimer: That is a joke. All my porn is at home.)
You know, it just started with circles on my co-workers faces to be respectful of their privacy but then it got out of hand.
So, yeah. That is the start of me and Michelle’s budding love. Little did we know we’d end up running all our races together and learning so much about each others poop. (Ok, maybe she just learned about mine.)
5. I only had 4 things to talk about today but that seems so uneven. So I will leave you with John Hamm to even things out.