A Hot Date

After work today, hubs and I went to our martial arts fitness class. The owner’s of the school where we take our class have a sugar glider that stays in the office there. Her name is Amelia AirBear and we had a hot date planned with her after class.

Our date started off with a little dinner.


Ok, she had dinner and we watched. Let her lick Chobani off your hand and she’s good to go. She’s low maintenance and I like that in a girl.

She let me know that she was done with dinner by peeing all over me. I could have done without that part. I mean, this is the first date after all. Usually I don’t let that happen until the third.

Just when I thought we were bonding, she tried to make a play for my man.


That little hussy gets around! She was jumping all over the place. I thought we had a connection with the dinner/peeing thing, but I guess she just likes to spread the love. After she was done with the hubs, she jumped back on me. That girl moves fast. As you can see, we have already gotten to second base.


But then she let us know the date was over by hiding in a towel and waiting for us to leave.


I felt so used. But it was worth it.

When we got home, Pants was super jealous that we played with someone else.


Thanks, Pants. I feel the love.


Have you ever played with a sugar glider? I gotta say, the jumping thing and the little crazy claws freaked me out a little bit. There may or may not have been a screech from me at one point.  But Amelia is super cute and I think I’m ready for our second date. 😉


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15 responses to “A Hot Date

  1. No I have never played with a sugar glider, and why the hell not?! I want one of those!

  2. Jina @ Behold the Turtle

    Ameila is super cute (although kind of handsy)! I haven’t played with a sugar glider before, but I would. Although I could shriek, too.

  3. Verlin

    I haven’t played with one, and don’t even want to be in the same room with one – it creeps me out a bit. BUT, your butt (lame, sorry) looks great in that picture. Think about photoshopping F. in there are turning that into your Christmas card. My family knows that if I look good in a picture, I really don’t consider whether the boys have their fingers up their noses (particularly awkward when it’s my husband) or what, I’m using the bloody picture for the Christmas card. Your no-drinking and careful eating appear to be paying off. Good work.

    • Paula

      Thank you! I’ve lost a couple pounds but the rest of that is compression capris and camera angle. I do like your Christmas card idea, though. Forget about photoshopping F in there, I just need to photoshop some good hair on me and I’m set.

  4. Stacie

    You are a brave soul! I would have been freaking out the whole time! P.S. you are looking ridiculously skinny girl! You look fantastic!

  5. See my most recent match date for my opinion on all things that look like rodents. Can’t handle it.

  6. Ive never even heard of a sugar glider but he looks so cool!
    Pants lokos stoked for sure haha

  7. Shannon

    Amelia AirBear!!! That is the cutest name and the cutest animal in the entire world! And you look super skinny/incredibly fit/hotter than Giselle in that picture! Way to go, lady!

  8. Amber K

    I have never even heard of such a critter, but I’m thinking….no thanks. I remember in high school a friend of mine got a ferret and I refused to go to her house after that. I also tried to avoid cat people. Fish are fine. Bunnies are okay. Dogs are best.

    • Paula

      Yeah, the hubs and I agreed we didn’t want one. But it was fun to play with for 10 minutes and give back. 🙂

  9. Is THAT what second base is???!!!!

  10. I’m going to echo some of the other commenters – girl, you are looking good in those pants! Jealous. 🙂 No wonder Amelia was down for second base.

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