I thought I would dedicate another post to those of you who found my blog through the following search terms. Please know you make logging in every day a delight. And I mean that.
(If you missed the first post on search terms, check it out here. )
1. Ass of the year
2. How to make towels not smell.
My first thought was to wash them but apparently there are other options.
3. I’m a personal trainer and my spouse is always jealous.
I’m thinking these things must have something to do with one another. So, my suggestion would be to corner the market on training ugly folks.
4. I need my mother for everything.
I think you’re looking for my ex-boyfriend.
5. William Baldwin 1992
Not a funny search, but I appreciate the specificity of it. I think a 1992 Baldwin is hard to come by.
6. Celebrity look-a-likes in South Africa
This can only mean one thing. You think I look like Charlize Theron.
I know. You’re thinking, “which one is Paula?” Well, I’ll never tell.