S!#t My Husband Draws – Wife Edition

If you’ve been reading the blog for awhile, you know I have a very sporadic segment called S!#t My Husband Draws which consists of crap my husband draws for me with the instant messenger draw tool.

Well, recently hubs has been finding things on his computer that I drew. Horrible, horrible things. He’s been threatening to start his own blog featuring S!#t My Wife Draws. I can’t let that happen. So in an effort to keep peace in the family and new blogs off the internet, I have been “asked” to post my original drawings.  Let this be a lesson to all of you that screen captures exist and can lay dormant for years.

1. I must have just discovered Paint at this point, which was as exciting to me as the first time man discovered dry land. So, I took some liberties with the color palette.

 2. To be fair, I thought this was really good at the time. Hubs wanted a logo for his portfolio (he’s a graphic artist), so I took it upon myself to make something for him because I’m such a giving person. I’m not sure how anyone can’t like this.

 3. Here, I drew myself in a sexy pose. He sent me this one today. And I don’t want to talk about it.

If you missed any of the previous posts, you can check them out here when you’re bored at work. You may want to poke your eyes out afterwards.

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  1. Hugh Jass says

    What if thousands of years after we’re all gone, that sexy pose picture ends up in an art gallery along with the Mona Lisa? “She was visionary before her time” they will say!

  2. Rachael @ Happy Healthy Runner says

    Bahaha love love love this. I especially love that you included one apple dangling off the tree in the first one. I also like how long the body is and how short the legs are. Perfect. Works of art for sure!

    The very first graph I put on my blog was pretty sad. I drew it in paint too and I used stars for bodies. No big deal.

  3. iJason says

    Very awesome twist to a great themed post! :) I think it would be awesome for him to start his own blog about it. haha I would even help him with hosting it. ;o)

    And Jack Dawson doesn’t have anything on your portrait skills.

  4. Amber K says

    lol, I am new to your blog so I have never seen this series before, but now I must click through them. Because it sounds perfectly awesome.

  5. Megan @ On the Road Again says

    Haha! Love that the Sh!t series is back in action, totally made my Tuesday. That sexy pose drawing is the best one yet.

  6. Mz. Teri says

    OMG!!! I can’t stop laughing at the sexy pose! I admire your stick figure skills though… that’s about the extent of my drawing skills as well. :)

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