Ready to Go

Well, I’m all packed and ready to go. Hope this can fit in the car, Michelle.

Remember last weekend, I mentioned my tummy wasn’t feeling so well? It wasn’t food poisoning, thankfully.  But I’m pretty sure it was the fuel before my run that day. For breakfast, I had Gluten Free Rice Krispies with Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Breeze (instead of oatmeal) and half of a 7-hour energy shot. < —- bad idea

 

I’ve been fine for 2 months. I stopped eating sugar and stopped having my beloved Diet Coke before a run. The cereal has almost no sugar so I think it was the caffeine. When my stomach “goes rogue,” it takes days to recover. My stomach was in knots for two days. Then, the four days after poopmagedon, it’s like dry county.

Then after those 4 days, I think you can guess what happens.

I’m hoping everything will be back to normal in a few days. I do not want to have a crappy (ha!) race after two months of finally having no problems. Oh, and guess what just made me happy?

 

Now I’m off to finish some last minute things and watch American Horror Story. Guess I’ll be writing the recap in the car tomorrow. Savannah, here I come! 🙂

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  1. Yippee for the good weather forecast! Sorry to hear about your poopy troubles. 7 hour energy shot? That’s intense. I’ve only ever seen 5 hour energy.*

  2. There are few things in life worse than poop troubles. That toilet picture killed me though. At least you can make fun of yourself! Always a good thing.
    I hope you have an awesome roadtrip! I won’t say good luck just yet because I’m sure I’ll hear from your bright shining face before Saturday, and then I don’t want to have to do the RE good luck, you know.

  3. Dude, what did I tell you about the weather? You are going to rock this race! AHHHH! So excited for you! And I really hope you poop soon. Not pooping sucks (trust me, I do it every day). Safe travels to Savannah!

  4. theAlmostRunner

    Woohoo! Awesome weather! Sorry about your poops. Or lack of poops.

  5. theAlmostRunner

    Most un-caring-sounding comment ever. But seriously, sorry about your poops.

  6. Kim

    I absolutely love how very open you are about your bowel movements! I have NEVER met another girl that was able to openly discuss pooping the way I do. Most girls cringe when you bring up the poop conversation – like their Sh!t dont stink or something. Have fun in Savannah!

  7. Prudence

    GGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD LLLLUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!
    Have fun!
    Run with your heart!
    Kick a$$, Ke$ha style!

  8. Have a great time in Savannah! Say hi to Paula Deen if you see her. 😉 And good luck! You’ll have a great race!

  9. The more I read your blog, the more I love it! You’re hilarious. 🙂 caffeine use to do that to me during college! Anyways good luck!

  10. David

    Good luck Paula … I know you’ll do great!!
    🙂

  11. Hopefully that means you are getting all the crap outta the way! Then it will be smooth sailing on your perfect weather race day!

  12. Man I hate tummy trouble! SO CLOSE to your marathon, so cool! The awesome weather forecast makes it even better!

  13. Good luck! I was actually reading this and feeling sad that there might not be an American Horror Story Recap, but you have already thought of everything! I’ll cross my fingers that the forecast holds and you have a perfect poop-free race!

  14. Good luck and have fun!! 🙂 You will do awesome!

  15. I’m cheering for you!!! Good luck!

  16. Go Paula Go! You’re going to rock it, I know it. I’ll be cheering you on!!!

  17. Woohoo, go Paula!! I’ll be stalking you on Sunday – can’t wait to hear all about it. Good luck & kick some ass out there! trust your training, you are definitely prepared (I promise you will have a new appreciation for those 20+ mile runs). Most importantly – HAVE FUN!! You only have one first marathon, so make sure you enjoy every moment of it 🙂

  18. Michelle

    I cleaned out the car for you – it should fit 🙂

  19. Laurie

    Good luck with your race!! Hopefully your tummy troubles will be OK by then. Definitely good weather for a race. Have fun!

  20. You make me laugh with every post.

    Good luck!

  21. runderbykat

    I seriously LOVE your post. You always make me laugh.
    Good Luck this weekend!!!! I’ll be thinking of you!!!

  22. Woohoo! Good luck with your race AND the bathroom issues!

  23. OHMYGOODNESS….YOU ARE RUNNING A MARATHON!!!
    I am so excited for you and I can not wait to read all about it!! Good luck lady!

  24. Mz. Teri

    Good luck, Paula. I hope everything goes smoothly for you on your first full marathon. Run like the wind… or is it with the wind… whatevs, just do good! 😀