Welcome to My Blog Search Term Guy IV

If you’re new to my blog, every now and then I like to pick the most interesting search terms that have found my blog and welcome those searchers. I hope you found what you were looking for – especially whoever searched “I love to come home and eat alone.” Me too, buddy. Me too.

1.  How many miles does it take to walk off 3282 calories?

Wow. That is a pretty specific calorie count. But I like that you have goals and are willing to Google for them instead of say, standing up and walking somewhere. Unfortunately, all I can think about is how I want to be your friend, if you share food, and what you just ate.

2.  What+can+i+buy+so+my+thighs+don’t+rub+while+running


3.  Irritated graph

I can’t think of a post that would lead to this search term, so in an effort to not disappoint the next person:

4.  Poo porn

I googled this to see what could have possibly come up related to my blog. Let’s just say that wasn’t the best idea at work. On an almost unrelated note, I heard a radio commercial for “Bear Skin” condoms on the radio during a workout the other week. I thought that couldn’t possibly be comfortable until my personal trainer assured me it was spelled b-a-r-e.

5.  Worst photos ever taken

 That’s a little extreme, don’t you think?

I think you can stop acting like a bunny tramp.


If you’ve missed any of the last search term posts, you can check them out here:
Post 1
Post 2
Post 3 


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  1. Heather@Just a Colorado Gal says

    I love love this! I do something similar, but lately, all of my search terms have been regarding “fat people in costume.” Like, serious amounts of people are coming to my blog with that search term!

    As for poo porn?! Oh dear.

  2. Megan @ On the Road Again says

    You get the best search terms ever. Irritated graph, really? I couldn’t make that stuff up.

  3. Becky says

    I am curious what about those search terms brings them to your page…can’t say I’ve seen you ever post anything like that or put a tag regarding those either. Too funny! The only one that seems relevant is What+can+i+buy+so+my+thighs+don’t+rub+while+running -and ta da, you have an answer! ;) Worst pictures ever, NO WAY! Poo Porn is hilarious…not sure why you got that one, but….you do talk about #2 a bit… ;) no relation to porn tho! Geez…people are interesting.

  4. Diana @ VeggieNextDoor says

    You aren’t the only one that was confused by the “bear/bare” skin advertisement.

    I wish my blog search terms were as funny as yours! Best I’ve got is “Vitamin Donuts”, “Fair Games” and “Bean Stew Trekking”

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