I’ve got it.
I didn’t show you everything I bought on yesterday’s post. There may have been a pair of shoes in the mix too (and a hoochie shirt). I’ve worn them outside, so it’s too late to return them.
Let’s try to ignore the fact that I’ve actually matched my shoes to the designer carpet at work today. And focus on the fact that I now have four pairs of gray shoes. Four. And one of them looks just like these without the black piping.