This is another post dedicated to those of you who have found my blog though the following search terms. You make logging into my blog every day an adventure. A really disturbing adventure. (Oh, and this post is also for my friend, Ali, because she asked me to do another one. Hi Ali!)
1. Will expired mustard hurt you?
Only if you hurt its feelings first.
2. I don’t feel like stepping out of home.
All I can say is that you’ve come to the right place.
3. What kind of food does James Spader like to eat?
You pose an interesting question. Usually I like to do searches on which side Colin Farrell parts his hair but I did some research for you anyway. And from the looks of it lately, he eats…
I know someone who feels your pain, James.
This one baffles me. Out of all the things that come up in this unspecific search and you thought my blog was the answer? Searching the number 2 found my…OH.
I get it now.
5. Nike Shox porn
What does this even mean?
If you missed my other search term posts, you can check them out here:
Also, check out my guest post over at Michelle’s blog. It’s a treat, I tell ya. Tell her hello in her blog comments too. She’s on a plane to Boston and needs something to read when she lands.