Welcome to My Blog Search Term Guy III

This is another post dedicated to those of you who have found my blog though the following search terms. You make logging into my blog every day an adventure. A really disturbing adventure. (Oh, and this post is also for my friend, Ali, because she asked me to do another one. Hi Ali!)

1.  Will expired mustard hurt you?
Only if you hurt its feelings first.

2.  I don’t feel like stepping out of home.
All I can say is that you’ve come to the right place.

3.  What kind of food does James Spader like to eat?
You pose an interesting question. Usually I like to do searches on which side Colin Farrell parts his hair but I did some research for you anyway. And from the looks of it lately, he eats…

I know someone who feels your pain, James.

4.  2
This one baffles me. Out of all the things that come up in this unspecific search and you thought my blog was the answer? Searching the number 2 found my…OH.

I get it now.

5.  Nike Shox porn
What does this even mean?

If you missed my other search term posts, you can check them out here:


Filed under Weird Search Terms

20 Responses to Welcome to My Blog Search Term Guy III

  1. Katie G

    The I Love Ham shot is awesome.

  2. What I really want to know is, what was so disturbing you can’t even post it? 😉

    • haha, I’ll tell you on Saturday! Pretty sure I’m doing the Apopka run. Still deciding since a 14 miler opened up in WP.

  3. Litterally laughing out loud in my office about the #2 and shox porn. WTF?! Sometimes I really wonder about the things people Google.

  4. I really wonder about the population out there based on their search requests. My hubs loves to call me his little “sweat soaked girl” because my site keeps getting hits from this search request… really guys? really?

    Love the pic of the cat… totally had me cracking up!!!

  5. Haha those are so awesome! Someone searched for “hairy legs” and found my blog. Awesome!

    What is Nike Shox porn? That’s weird is so many ways

  6. I swear I typed my comment and hit post comment, but it’s gone into cyberspace, so let’s try it again 🙂 And if you get double comments from me, lucky you 😉

    Haha those search terms are awesome! What is Nike Shox porn? The girl wearing shox while making a movie? Strange either way!

    Someone found my blog the other week by searching “hairy legs”. Aw yeah!

  7. Nike Shox porn?! People astound me.

  8. linzlikewhoa

    Who doesn’t want to know what James Spader eats?

  9. I am pretty amazed that 2 links up to you. I mean if you think about it that is pretty freaking impressive. Next stop number 1 🙂

  10. Stefanie

    And that is why I come here. There is so much useful information. 🙂

  11. Amanda@FancyOatmeal

    LOLOLOL What a hilarious and entertaining and clever way to address the searches that people used and found your blog. So odd sometimes! Please don’t punch me if I try the same thing out…I’m an English teacher, so I’ll give you credit for the idea. No plagiarism.

    • Haha, no worries. Imitation is the best form of flattery. I know Running off the Reeses did something similar on her blog awhile back too. It’s all good!

  12. Heather @ Ooops I Blogged The Toilet

    Love the Val Kilmer pic. What the haites happened to that guy??!1

  13. This is freaking great! We get some strange ones as well. Anytime “gazelles” is searched, we seem to pop up.

  14. This is freaking great! We get some strange ones as well. Anytime “gazelles” is searched, we seem to pop up.

  15. Alicia Pachucki

    Ahhhhh more awesome in the form of search terms!!!!! I actually just made our PPC guy read this because I knew he’d get a kick. But I don’t know which concerns me more: The fact that people search for this crap, or the fact that something in the title tag and description of our sites makes them think “oh this site def looks like it has my answer! yeah!”

    I am REALLY excited to see that this topic has become a trilogy, and hope more will come!

    FYI: I’m making the WP move!!! Right now my bliggityblog is hanging out on my real.name.com domain until the URL transfer goes down and then I’ll point luckiestgirlever to it and waaa laaa!! I can be cool like you! (except for the bunny-cool… I’m a cat person.)

    PS: Your response to the mustard search term made me LOL for realz! 🙂

  16. I need to step it up. Your searches make mine look sad and boring.

  17. I need to step it up. Your searches make mine look sad and boring.

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