My Only Talent Revealed!

I can’t sing or dance. I can’t cook and I suck at sports. I’m not even sure I can touch my toes. But, dangit, I can hang stuff on the wall like nobody’s business. And sometimes it’s straight. Last week I was inspired by J’s closet and the way she organizes her necklaces. That inspiration turned into what you are about to see here. This happened tonight. Tonight is Friday, by the way. Nothing but a party up in here.

I bought this hook rack from Target.

To put up in the linen closet in my bathroom.

Here’s how I did it. You can do it too if you follow these easy steps:

1.  Mark drill holes for rack using a level.

2.  Pose for Charlie’s Angels style picture with electric drill, then drill holes.

3.  Install rack.

4.  Pose with the screwdriver you used but didn’t mention in the instructions and take a picture.

5. Place dragons and flying horses on picture to distract people from the fact that you just installed a rack at 10pm on Friday night.

6. Display finished product proudly.

There may have been other steps, like using anchors and screws, but if I tell you everything, then everyone will have this talent. And really, it’s all I got.

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11 Responses to My Only Talent Revealed!

  1. Great job…and girl you have some cute jewelry!

  2. theAlmostRunner

    This is nice, Paula. This is realllll nice.

  3. Good job. Seems like more fun was had in your house tonight than mine. 😉 Also, love the dragons, they most certainly did distract me.

  4. Aarika

    Other talents include: blogging about things that are generally considered uninteresting and making them entertaining & funny.

  5. Alecia

    I watched History Channel stuff on Netflix last night. It’s really hard for me to stay out of trouble because I’m so crazy and hard core.

  6. Sue

    Love your nail polish, what color is that?

  7. I like that! And good idea to hand jewelry on it – I should look into that. Tangled necklaces are a paaaaain ….

  8. David

    Don’t forget about your amazing gardening skills – HGTV will be calling soon I’m sure!

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  10. Stacy Newland Plumb

    The drill portrait cracks me up! You obviously mean business. 🙂