Welcome to My Blog Search Term Guy Part II

I thought I would dedicate another post to those of you who found my blog through the following search terms. Please know you make logging in every day a delight. And I mean that.

(If you missed the first post on search terms, check it out here. )

1.  Ass of the year

2.  How to make towels not smell.

My first thought was to wash them but apparently there are other options.

3.  I’m a personal trainer and my spouse is always jealous.

I’m thinking these things must have something to do with one another. So, my suggestion would be to corner the market on training ugly folks.

4.  I need my mother for everything.

I think you’re looking for my ex-boyfriend.

5.  William Baldwin 1992

Not a funny search, but I appreciate the specificity of it. I think a 1992 Baldwin is hard to come by.

6.  Celebrity look-a-likes in South Africa

This can only mean one thing. You think I look like Charlize Theron.

I know. You’re thinking, “which one is Paula?” Well, I’ll never tell.

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  1. Michelle says

    Hee. I love the William Baldwin search. I really wonder what they were looking for?

    PS – Did you know that he’s married to Chynna Phillips? That will relate to tomorrow’s post, so take note. :)

  2. Ali says

    I seriously am addicted to checking out inbound search terms for my blog. I’m so glad you can appreciate too! I love these posts!!!

    I work for a college and we have negative-keyword Friday’s where we go through some of the best. Last week we got the super specific “college training for HP240 laser jet printer.” Some are just sad, like “Where can my very stupid daughter go to college?” while others are just creepy “Real vampire school,” (as opposed to….?) and “school for mortician” (I guess someone’s gotta do it, but whoa).

    Anywho – can you put these on a schedule and do them like once every few months? They’re my fav. :)

    And dude, Charlize is freakin’ hot! WORK IT!

    • Eat:Watch:Run says

      LOL to that stupid daugher one. People are nuts! But, I must say, I put in some weird search terms to get some of the pics I use for my blog. So maybe I’m one of them for someone else. :-)
      And just for you, I’ll make these posts a semi-regular thing. xxxooo

  3. Stacie says

    Oh man I love random search phrases! It is pure comedy when I log on. Not gonna lie… The Charlize Theron one made me laugh out loud!!

  4. stoppingfordaisies says

    Omg you crack me up. And I love looking at search terms. My blog is still so new I don’t get too many. Rawr.

  5. iJason says

    LOL….I have been meaning to share this gem that I found in the list of keywords that were used to find my site: “best day of the week to get a tijuana hooker”. :-) I wanted to do a blog post but all of the others are really lame.

  6. Aarika says

    This post is gd hilarious! For some reason, that picture of your face facing up kills me every time. I’m trying to think of who you were originally imitating….Christian Slater?

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